She always asks such difficult questions!

[xxlucyferxx]

Shag, Marry, Throw off a Cliff. Brought to this journal by the incomparableineptshieldmaid , who gave me:

Ann Radcliffe, Joss Whedon, and Jane Austen.

Bitch.

So, difficult choices...or not so difficult. I can tell you right off the bat that I'm marrying Joss Whedon, because waking up to his unique adorable genius every morning would be awesome. And I could introduce him at parties: "Hey, this is my husband. He created Buffy the Vampire Slayer." And it would be an advantageous relationship for my career - being a devoted husband he could, presumably, get a foot in the door for me with important producers and whatnot. Let's face it, it would be all-around pretty damn cool.

I am definitely throwing Jane Austen off a cliff. I like Northanger Abbey, but her whole 'the most important thing for a woman is to be prudent in her choice of husband' agenda really ticks me off. I think I'd find her a lot less boring if she was a squishy pancake at the bottom of a towering jagged rock face rather than a stuck-up bourgeoise author.

So that leaves Ann Radcliffe for the shagging. Could be fun, I guess. I mean, she had a pretty intense imagination.

So, anyone else wanna play?

Comments

[panthrsoul.livejournal.com]

Oh hell, I didn't know we could leave one to their own devices! That woulda made it SO much easier! lol

See, I would thrown Twilight boy off a cliff, Shagged Bond while married to Potter. lol

[blue-cyanide.livejournal.com]

I threw Bond off a cliff, shagged the Sparklepire (while crying mind you.), and married Potter. I would have PREFFERED a Weasley. ::grumble::

and technically, I made up the rule that they can be left to their own devices. But it's an awesome rule, so I vote that we keep it!

[panthrsoul.livejournal.com]

I am with ya on the Weasley!!

I am with the keeping of the own devices rule, I too vote for it's awesomeness.