She always asks such difficult questions!

[xxlucyferxx]

Shag, Marry, Throw off a Cliff. Brought to this journal by the incomparableineptshieldmaid , who gave me:

Ann Radcliffe, Joss Whedon, and Jane Austen.

Bitch.

So, difficult choices...or not so difficult. I can tell you right off the bat that I'm marrying Joss Whedon, because waking up to his unique adorable genius every morning would be awesome. And I could introduce him at parties: "Hey, this is my husband. He created Buffy the Vampire Slayer." And it would be an advantageous relationship for my career - being a devoted husband he could, presumably, get a foot in the door for me with important producers and whatnot. Let's face it, it would be all-around pretty damn cool.

I am definitely throwing Jane Austen off a cliff. I like Northanger Abbey, but her whole 'the most important thing for a woman is to be prudent in her choice of husband' agenda really ticks me off. I think I'd find her a lot less boring if she was a squishy pancake at the bottom of a towering jagged rock face rather than a stuck-up bourgeoise author.

So that leaves Ann Radcliffe for the shagging. Could be fun, I guess. I mean, she had a pretty intense imagination.

So, anyone else wanna play?

Comments

[blue-cyanide.livejournal.com]

I'm playing. I'm playing good.
PS. Jane sucks balls.

[xxlucyferxx.livejournal.com]

She so does!

James from Twilight, James Potter and James Bond.

[blue-cyanide.livejournal.com]

..you suck. WAY TO GIVE ME ALL PEOPLE I HATE. :P

[panthrsoul.livejournal.com]

LMAO I'd trade with ya blue but she really made mine hard to choose from too!

[blue-cyanide.livejournal.com]

dude, you had Alfred Hitchcock in yours. I would shag and Marry Alfred Hitchcock and throw Obama off a Cliff and leave Tolkien to his own devices. ohh yeah. :P

[panthrsoul.livejournal.com]

Oh hell, I didn't know we could leave one to their own devices! That woulda made it SO much easier! lol

See, I would thrown Twilight boy off a cliff, Shagged Bond while married to Potter. lol

[blue-cyanide.livejournal.com]

I threw Bond off a cliff, shagged the Sparklepire (while crying mind you.), and married Potter. I would have PREFFERED a Weasley. ::grumble::

and technically, I made up the rule that they can be left to their own devices. But it's an awesome rule, so I vote that we keep it!

[panthrsoul.livejournal.com]

I am with ya on the Weasley!!

I am with the keeping of the own devices rule, I too vote for it's awesomeness.

[panthrsoul.livejournal.com]

Sign me up! :)

[xxlucyferxx.livejournal.com]

Mmkay...Tolkien, Barack Obama and Alfred Hitchcock.

Have fun!

[panthrsoul.livejournal.com]

Oh man! Marry was easy...twas the other two that were tough. lol

Marry - Alfred Hitchcock

Off the Cliff - Tolkien

Shag - Barack Obama

[ladywater.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah. Because I can't facebook on this computer. :(

[xxlucyferxx.livejournal.com]

Christopher Paolini, Joe Jonas and George Bush.

Sorry for not replying sooner, I couldn't think of anyone.

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

Obviously I gave you Jane so that she could be thrown off the cliff.

Also, you think I asked YOU difficult questions: I just went kind of crazy on the rest of my flist. You should see what I gave tea_fiend... *cackles*

[tideru.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I wanna do it. :P

[xxlucyferxx.livejournal.com]

Lyn-Z, Gerard and their soon-to-be-born baby.

o.O

[noire-amour.livejournal.com]

this sounds entertaining...I'd love to take a shot at it. :]

[xxlucyferxx.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I love your icon...

Frodo Baggins, Harry Potter and Peter Pevensie. :)