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Jan. 1st, 2020 08:58 pm( The rules are pretty simple... )
So, difficult choices...or not so difficult. I can tell you right off the bat that I'm marrying Joss Whedon, because waking up to his unique adorable genius every morning would be awesome. And I could introduce him at parties: "Hey, this is my husband. He created Buffy the Vampire Slayer." And it would be an advantageous relationship for my career - being a devoted husband he could, presumably, get a foot in the door for me with important producers and whatnot. Let's face it, it would be all-around pretty damn cool.
I am definitely throwing Jane Austen off a cliff. I like Northanger Abbey, but her whole 'the most important thing for a woman is to be prudent in her choice of husband' agenda really ticks me off. I think I'd find her a lot less boring if she was a squishy pancake at the bottom of a towering jagged rock face rather than a stuck-up bourgeoise author.
So that leaves Ann Radcliffe for the shagging. Could be fun, I guess. I mean, she had a pretty intense imagination.
So, anyone else wanna play?